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ugh that was a shit joke. so what’s your favorite animal? mine is probably wolves. if youre willing to come off anon i’ll follow you and harass you like i do with everyone else am i right guys? *muffled groaning and screams of terror in the distance*
but this is fine too. what are you doing right now? im staying up until 5 am reading shoujo manga
are you younger than 16? cause i can tell you all about boys i know so much about penises im very useful. boys want you to suck their dicks but dont. not always at least like not on sundays.
i know a lot about girls too see im bi like that. i canbe your fairy bimother. no thats disturbing
or are you fucking old like me? ah that would be sweet we could hate things together and be bitter together shake our fists at the youth…